The Portuguese wizard has, after all, scored a record-obliterating 104 Big Cup goals – two of them in Saturday’s final – all while weighed down with floppy, product-laden hair. His newly streamlined self can expect to run 2.8% faster and jump 1.9% higher next season, according to aerodynamics experts The Fiver just made up. FIVER LETTERS“Jerry Slaff’s memory of New York subways (Friday’s Fiver letters) is a tad shaky. “I would be interested in reading a compilation of all snipped bits from past Fivers, minus the one Weird Uncle Fiver had, mind. Were they listed devoid of context, perhaps the expert team of Fiver Lawyers would allow it” – Troy Bragg.

Source: The Guardian June 05, 2017 15:00 UTC